David was in safe bed last week. One of his assignments was to write a detailed listing all of his hiding places. I don’t believe by any means that it is a comprehensive list, but it gives us a good place to start. It will also give us ideas of where else to look.
So today we are going through the list. Wish us luck.
Like Willy Wonka says “Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous.”
Why do I call him a Master of Deception?
He came home on Saturday. By Sunday he had stolen 2 cell phones, a Kindle, a key, plus food that he hid under his bed.
Like I told David, we know he has a problem stealing. The tantrums that follow him being caught stealing are what makes everything so much worse. Not that stealing is ok.
The safe bed is going to have him cited for theft if he steals anything this week. We will see how that goes. I wonder how many citations he will get.
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